Mom if you're on the naughty list, I'll be nice to you. I don't think that's how it works. Mom here's another gift for you. Open it. We don't open gifts until Christmas. We'll this is a different gift. It's a Kwanzaa gift. (I'm actually pretty proud of her diverse approach to the holidays). You changed again. Why? 'Cause those goddamin' clothes don't fit me. What clothes? Those goddamin' clothes. I hate them. What do you want to get Dad for Christmas? A handful of kitties.